SIT REP: Sweet BBQ is in control… mostly.

It’s the flavor that pulls up calm, collected, and polite—then quietly disappears your whole stash when you “only meant to try one.”
 
This shirt is for the people who like their BBQ sweet, their smoke heavy, and their plans simple:

Step 1: Open bag. Step 2: Blackout. Step 3: Pretend it never happened.
 
Wear it and you’re basically reporting:
“Situation update: I’m fine. The jerky didn’t make it.”