This isn’t a campaign poster.
This is a warning label.
Commander-in-Chief Beef Division took office, skipped the speech, and went straight to the snacks.
No executive pens. No teleprompters. Just beef jerky, BBQ sauce, and absolute confidence that this country deserves better snacks and louder freedom.
While critics argue, he chews.
While advisors panic, he points.
While the room burns, he smiles — because leadership tastes better smoked.
Mandatory free flavor?
Absolutely.
Because weak snacks are un-American.
This design celebrates the idea that power isn’t measured in polls — it’s measured in how hard the jerky hits when you weren’t ready for it.
Jets overhead. Eagles screaming. Jerky bags falling from the sky like freedom confetti.
Side effects may include:
• Sudden patriotism
• Aggressive chewing
• Unplanned opinions at family gatherings
• Being asked “where the hell did you get that shirt?”
Wear it to cookouts, tailgates, gun shows, or anywhere someone needs to know you don’t snack lightly.