Some shirts are fashion.
This one is a mission statement.
Introducing ADMIRAL HARAMBE — the 800-pound, battle-ready snack commander who looks like he just kicked in the door of blandness and confiscated everyone’s weak trail mix.
Two flaming jerky blades in hand. Full kit. Zero patience.
And the motto that belongs on a flag, a patch, and your forehead at 2AM:
NEVER FORGET. ALWAYS SNACK.
 
Because in the real world, freedom isn’t just fought for — it’s fuelled.
And if you’ve ever said “I’m not hungry” and then inhaled a bag of jerky like it owed you money… congratulations, you understand the chain of command.
 
This tee is for:
Vets and military folks who treat everything like an op (including snack time)
Gym rats who keep jerky on standby like emergency equipment
People who don’t do “light snacking”… they do snack violence (respectfully)
Anyone who wants a shirt that gets laughs, nods, and “where’d you get that?” in the same sentence
 
Wearing this shirt may cause:
✅ Random strangers yelling “ALWAYS SNACK!” like it’s a battle cry
✅ Your buddy “borrowing” it and mysteriously never giving it back
✅ You becoming the snack guy at every cookout, range day, and road trip
✅ Immediate cravings for Freedom Flavors and mild public menace behavior
This is a conversation starter and a walking advertisement for the only snack that deserves a uniform.
Freedom Flavors — because weak snacks are the real enemy.