They told you Ben Franklin flew a kite to discover electricity.
What they didn’t tell you is he only did it because someone said,

“Hey Ben… snacks are getting kind of bland,”
and he took that personally.
 
Introducing BEN “THUNDER THIGHS” FRANKLIN — the founding father who looks like he does calf raises between battles and charges the atmosphere with pure snack discipline.
This isn’t your normal history-book Ben.
This is Ben with tactical gear, a lightning baton, and the confidence of a man who:
invents things out of spite,
calls it “science,”
and eats jerky like it’s mission-essential equipment.
 
He’s standing there generating enough electricity to power a small town…
just to deliver one message:
“LET THERE BE SNACKS OF LIBERTY!”
Translation:
If you show up with weak snacks, he will judge you with the same energy your old squad leader used to judge boot laces.
This shirt is for:
Vets and patriots with a dark sense of humor
Gym rats who treat protein like a constitutional right
People who can’t have “just one piece” of jerky (because self-control is a myth)
Anyone who wants a shirt that gets laughs AND gets asked about in public
Wearing this shirt may cause:
✅ Random strangers yelling “THUNDER THIGHS!” like it’s your callsign
✅ Someone reading it out loud, then immediately asking where to get it
✅ You becoming the unofficial snack supplier at every cookout
✅ Sudden cravings for Freedom Flavors and mild chaos
This is the kind of tee that turns a grocery store run into a conversation, and a conversation into a sale because the design is loud, funny, and straight-up legendary.
Freedom Flavors — Snacks of Liberty.