Bravo Zulu means “Good job.”
And this shirt is basically you giving yourself one for having elite taste and questionable self-control.
Kentucky Smoked Bourbon energy: smooth, smoky, and just arrogant enough to make you stand like you own the place… even if you’re just grabbing gas station ice.
It’s the kind of flavor that feels like a handshake from a man in a leather chair—
polite at first… then it robs you of your entire bag and your ability to share.